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Post by reaper on Apr 21, 2009 17:48:32 GMT 10
Reaps, apparently you're only GAY if you take it !!! LOL Ahhhhh...........the old Bill Clinton/Monica Lewisnky defence!! ;D
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Post by Stevie G on Apr 21, 2009 18:26:57 GMT 10
Mrs brown, no I didn't !!! But you just got me, this means payback!!!
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Post by thedocandmrsbrown on Apr 21, 2009 18:34:14 GMT 10
Mrs brown, no I didn't !!! But you just got me, this means payback!!! I haven't smited you yet....is it possible possible we have a serial "smite'r" in our midst?
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Post by thedocandmrsbrown on Apr 21, 2009 18:35:10 GMT 10
sorry about the stammer!
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Post by thedocandmrsbrown on Apr 21, 2009 19:15:48 GMT 10
I must say there were some pretty good quotes on the old forum by reaper. I think reaper should go on a marathon quote - athon, to provide us all with endless hours of laughter. How does it feel reaper to know the first premier league thread on the new forum, says Go Liverpool??? It does not bother me in the slightest Boot. I view the post as i view every post made by a Loserpool fan..............with great sadness and pity. I pray that one day, medical science will find a cure for this serious mental condition and hopefully, a vaccination can be developed which can be administered in the formative years to prevent this hideous disease from developing in later life. In the meantime, i will continue to try and help these feeble minded individuals with an education programme that is heavily based on silverwear and a time frame of 18 years. Through this programme, which i might add, has been a labour of love for me, i hope to try and bring some normality to their oft troubled thoughts and gently guide them to reality rather than the tortuous half World they have been living in for the past 18 years! There is no need for thanks..........i do this in a spirit of goodwill to all mankind although research into this terrible affliction is expensive. Those with a good heart can make donations to help fund my work. Please send me a pm and i will forward the relevant bank information. Thank you Dr Reaper ** Hons United studies, University of Manchester. Your efforts have not gone un-noticed Dr Reaper, I followed with great interest your experiment with Dolly the sheep a few years back and for a fleecing moment thought you had suceeded. Unfortunately my hopes were dashed the first time she was interviewd and bleeted to the tune of some god awful Gerry and the Pacemakers tune. On the up-side she dropped dead shortly after. I will continue to pour all my monies into your Nigerian Bank account and pray for the day you find a cure! ;D
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Post by thedocandmrsbrown on Apr 22, 2009 9:06:41 GMT 10
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez: "We made too many mistakes, but it's also positive because the team showed character to the last minute. We have a point against a good team and we are top. United are in the driving seat so we have to keep pushing until the last game. Arsenal have to play United... it's football, you never know."
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Post by thedocandmrsbrown on Apr 22, 2009 9:07:44 GMT 10
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez: "United are in the driving seat ."
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Post by thedocandmrsbrown on Apr 22, 2009 10:27:00 GMT 10
Just thought I'd throw in some stats about United this season:
MANCHESTER UNITED
Going into the midweek fixtures: 1st 71 points
(all statistics are ahead of the midweek matches)
1. Won 11 Premier League matches in 2009; more than any other club.
2. Won more Premier League matches than any other club this season (22).
3. Failed to score in one of the last 15.
4. This is their 57th match of the season; more than any other top-flight club.
5. Conceded in each of the last six league games (11 goals), since clocking up 14 clean sheets in a row.
6. Two points down on this same stage last season, when top of the table and on their way to their 10th Premier League title, and second in a row.
7. Gone 15 league games since a goalless draw; the last being away to Spurs on 13 December.
8. On the longest current sequence of 23 matches in the Premier League without a score draw; the 1-1 stalemate at Everton on 25 October being the most recent.
9. This is the first of three home games. After the visit of Tottenham on Saturday, comes the first leg of the Champions League semi-final with Arsenal on Wednesday.
10. The subsequent Premier League run-in is:- Middlesbrough (a), Manchester City (h), Wigan (a), Arsenal (h) and Hull (a).
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Post by artie on Apr 22, 2009 10:49:54 GMT 10
Just thought I'd throw in some stats about United this season: MANCHESTER UNITED Going into the midweek fixtures: 1st 71 points (all statistics are ahead of the midweek matches) 1. Won 11 Premier League matches in 2009; more than any other club. 2. Won more Premier League matches than any other club this season (22). 3. Failed to score in one of the last 15. 4. This is their 57th match of the season; more than any other top-flight club. 5. Conceded in each of the last six league games (11 goals), since clocking up 14 clean sheets in a row. 6. Two points down on this same stage last season, when top of the table and on their way to their 10th Premier League title, and second in a row. 7. Gone 15 league games since a goalless draw; the last being away to Spurs on 13 December. 8. On the longest current sequence of 23 matches in the Premier League without a score draw; the 1-1 stalemate at Everton on 25 October being the most recent. 9. This is the first of three home games. After the visit of Tottenham on Saturday, comes the first leg of the Champions League semi-final with Arsenal on Wednesday. 10. The subsequent Premier League run-in is:- Middlesbrough (a), Manchester City (h), Wigan (a), Arsenal (h) and Hull (a). Anything can happen it's Football If you stay on top well good on you guy's But if you don't boy are we going to have some fun with all those stats
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Post by reaper on Apr 22, 2009 10:56:16 GMT 10
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez: "We made too many mistakes, but it's also positive because the team showed character to the last minute. We have a point against a good team and we are top. United are in the driving seat so we have to keep pushing until the last game. Arsenal have to play United... it's football, you never know." The problem for the fat Spanish waiter is that we don't play Arsenal until the second last game and providing we win our games in hand we will be 6 pts clear when that happens. Big ask for Loserpool to win every single game to keep the pressure on us especially as they are leaking goals left right and center!! Don't know whether any of you "Aussie" guys know this little song but it goes something like this......."Win the league, you're avin a laff, win the league, you're avin a laff!!" ;D ;D ;D
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Post by thedocandmrsbrown on Apr 22, 2009 11:54:04 GMT 10
Since we've started singing; A Scouser Can (to the tune of 'The Candyman Can' from Willy Wonka) Who can rob your houses? (Who can rob your houses?) Violate your gran? (Violate your gran?) Sell cocaine from an ice cream van? A scouser can!
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Post by reaper on Apr 22, 2009 12:33:30 GMT 10
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by reaper on Apr 23, 2009 10:15:54 GMT 10
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Post by artie on Apr 23, 2009 10:34:56 GMT 10
It's not over until the fat lady sings,but I think she may be warming up
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wolfman
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Post by wolfman on Apr 23, 2009 11:27:58 GMT 10
So,about to equal Liverpool with 18 league titles,way ahead with FA cup titles, 2 behind on european cups (champions league),but 2 ahead on world club championships. Is Ferguson finally and indisputably about to knock slitherpool off their once mighty perch?? The debate I want to raise is does 3 european cups and two world club championships trump 5 european cups?
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